| Millennium Dome
doom
As the year proceeded, the Dome displayed its accursed, doom-laden
trajectory downwards. Various dreams of ownership enterprise were
touted. Legacy plc proposed a business park, Nomura and Sony teamed
up to offer an outdoor market within, to be called Dome Europe,
even the Tussaud Group fantasised over a megalomaniac waxworks display
hall (notable for not including a platform of government ministers);
by others a fat farm was proposed. But perhaps the most
seriously plausible idea was that put forward by Tim Smid (of Eden
fame) together with the London Eye architects Marks Barfield. But
it all came to nought, until now, at the years end, when it
has changed hands by seeming stealth and no questions asked. This
is in the great British tradition of weaponry brokerage indeed
the Dome, if transported to an enemy, might be a useful hidden disaster
for enemies of the state. Which is why the idea to offer it to Ground
Zero, New York was quickly suppressed. 24-hour winter shelter for
Afghan refugees might be more reasonable, or for combining this
with poppy-growing all the year round. The Dome, however, will continue
to ruin well wishers, like the collapsed soufflé (with candy
sticks) which it resembles: it will stay Thameside, to haunt us.
One thing is certain, that no dedicated terrorist flyer would spare
it a glance. It would be doing us too much of a favour.
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